亲爱的邻家女孩 我一般不会 向陌生人抱怨或寻求建议 Dear Girl Next Door, I'm not usually one to gripe or seek advice from strangers,
但我受够了生活在一个 不把我这个年轻女商人 but I'm sick of living in a world that doesn't take me seriously
当回事的世界里 as a young businesswoman.
你知道我连支票账户都不能开吗 Did you know I can't even open a checking account?
亲爱的邻家女孩 我了解也爱着真正的那个我 Dear Girl Next Door, I know and love who I am.
我是黑人 我勇敢 I'm Black, I'm bold,
（青春空间）
我美丽 但生活在一个 不欣赏我特点的世界里 I'm beautiful, but it's frustrating to live in a world that doesn't celebrate me
令我很沮丧 for being those things.
亲爱的邻家女孩 我每时每刻 Dear Girl Next Door, with every breath I take,
都活在谎言中 永远担心 I'm living a lie, forever worried that I'll reveal my true self
我会向让我无法自由恋爱的狭隘世界 暴露出真实的自己 to an intolerant world that won't let me love who I want to love.
亲爱的邻家女孩 我感觉自己坐在一颗定时炸弹上 Dear Girl Next Door, I feel like I'm sitting on a ticking time bomb.
全世界迟早会因为我不守妇道 And it's only a matter of time before the world stigmatizes me
而指责我 for being a woman of loose morals.
（《青少年秘闻》）
亲爱的邻家女孩 或者我该叫你爱管闲事小姐 Dear Girl Next Door, or should I say Little Miss Busybody?
你凭什么认为你什么都知道 What makes you think you have all the answers anyhoo?
亲爱的邻家女孩 Dear Girl Next Door,
我知道我应该感激我拥有的一切 I know I should be grateful for the things I have,
但当我周围的一切都很美好 but it's hard when everything around me is beautiful
而世界不断提醒我 我不属于这片美好时 真的很难 and the world's constantly reminding me I'm not one of those things.
天啊 艾赛尔 这幅素描真美 是美术课的作业吗 Gosh. Ethel, that's a beautiful sketch. Is that for art class?
她正在填河谷镇小姐 少女选美大赛的报名表 She's finishing up the sign-up sheet for Miss Riverdale Teen Queen pageant.
你妈妈让我当她的助理 Your mom asked me to be her assistant.
又到了那个尴尬的 爱情召唤时间了吗 Mm. Is it really time for that embarrassing cattle call again?
是的 Yes, it is.
今年史上第一次 我们将在 But this year, first time ever, we're going to be broadcast live
国家电视台进行直播 就在RIVW演播室 on national television right out of the RIVW studios.
了不起 我希望你们 不要期待我去参加比赛 Whoop-de-do. I hope you don't expect me to compete.
不 当然不会 Oh, no, of course not.
你为什么想参加这么光荣 有益身心的 Why would you wanna participate in anything so glorious and wholesome
最佳河谷镇小姐少女选美大赛呢 and all-American as Miss Riverdale Teen Queen
反正你已经赢得了 美国坏脾气小姐的桂冠 when you're already holding the crown for Miss Grumpy Pants U.S.A.?
我相信你对我们今年设置的奖品 毫无兴趣 And I'm sure you're not interested in any of our wonderful prizes this year.
-比如一辆新车 -我没有驾照 -Like, say, a new car. -I don't have a driver's license.
-好莱坞试戏机会 -我一点兴趣都没有 -A Hollywood screen test. -Not interested in the slightest.
或是任何一所录取你大学的奖学金 Or a scholarship to whatever college accepts you.
选美比赛还有奖学金 从什么时候开始这样的 The pageant's giving away scholarships? Since when?
自从我们要上全国电视直播开始 Since we're gonna be live on national television.
但我知道你没兴趣 艾赛尔 她很漂亮 But I understand, you're not interested. Ethel, she is beautiful.
但为什么不让她 从金发改成深褐色呢 But why don't we change her from a blond to a brunette?
那样她会更讨人喜欢 She'd be much more likable that way.
外部设计师相关的规则是什么 What do rules say about outside designers?
伊迪丝海德一直很想 为我设计一套泳衣 Edith Head has been dying to design a bathing suit for me,
而河谷镇小姐少女选美大赛 正好是展示它的绝佳机会 and Miss Riverdale Teen Queen would be a divine showcase for it.
小薇 别告诉我你报名了 Oh, Vee, please tell me you're not signing up for that.
我报名了 贝蒂 I already did, Betty.
想象一下 如果我赢了 巴比伦剧院会获得多大的宣传 Imagine the publicity it'd bring to the Babylonium if I won.
-这是一项商业决定 -但它把女孩们物化了 -It's a business decision. -But it objectifies girls.
我是指 同时穿着泳衣和高跟鞋 I mean, wearing a swimsuit and heels at the same time?
你和阿奇做的偷窥秀呢 那算是物化吗 What about that peep show you did with Archie? Was that objectifying?
是的 那是我和阿奇之间的事 而且他也只穿着内裤 Yes. Well, that was between me and Archie. And he was in his underwear too.
我可做不出来那种事 What I wouldn't give.
在电视直播中露内裤如何 How about flashing your panties on live television?
那是我的决定 我说了算 That was my decision, on my terms.
听着 选美比赛肯定 可以被视为是在物化女性 Look, beauty pageants can certainly be seen as objectifying women
如果你只从这个 单一角度来审视她们的话 if you choose to look at them solely through that one lens.
还有什么其他角度 What other lens is there?
那句话怎么说来着"情人眼里出西施" What's that saying? "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"?
就我自己来说 我喜欢自己长得漂亮 Speaking for myself, I love being beautiful.
并不是为了得到那些 老古板法官们垂涎欲滴的认可 Not for the drooling approval of some fuddy-duddy judges.
我拒绝给他们任何控制我的权力 我自己决定我美不美 I refuse to give them any power over me. I decide if I'm beautiful or not.
我很美 我们大家都是 And I am, as are we all.
但你不觉得 But doesn't it bother you
选美比赛让女生和女生竞争 很讨厌吗 that beauty pageants pit girls against girls?
有个办法可以避免这一点 我们女生只要约法三章 There's a way around that. We gals just need to make a pact.
不管谁赢 我们都是赢家 No matter who wins, we all win.
不准起内讧或是背后中伤 And no catfighting or backbiting.
除了对抗艾芙琳艾佛奈佛的时候 她是第一个报名的人 真讨厌 Except against Evelyn Evernever, who was the first to sign up, annoyingly.
托妮 你也要参加吗 Toni, you're doing it too?
相信我 贝蒂 我和你的感受一样 Trust me, Betty, I feel the same way you do.
但今年是河谷镇小姐 少女选美大赛的第一年 But this is the first year that Miss Riverdale Teen Queen is integrated.
就算那些自命不凡的评审 Even though there's not a snowball's chance in hell
把桂冠给我的机会渺茫 those stuffed-shirt judges will give me the title,
我一定要让全国人民看到 一名黑人女性在争夺桂冠 I'll make sure I show the country one Black woman competing for the crown.
如果我赢了 别担心 And if I do win, don't worry.
我会挑战美国小姐选美大赛 I'll call out the Miss America pageant for the fact that all its contestants
因为所有参赛者都必须是健康的白人 must be of good health in the white race.
至于我 我父母显然赞助了 河谷镇小姐少女选美大赛 My parents sponsor Miss Riverdale Teen Queen, of course,
如果我不参赛 肯定会引发某些关注 so it'd definitely raise a few eyebrows if I didn't compete.
不过 如果我今年能赢得桂冠 Though, if I do win the title again this year,
我会换个方式运用我的名望 I would use my platform differently.
为镇上被剥夺权利的青少年发声 Advocating for the more disenfranchised teens in this town.
你确定你可以参赛吗 米吉 你现在身体这么虚弱 You sure you should be competing, Midge, you know, in your delicate condition?
你不是要穿好几个小时的高跟鞋吗 如果你绊倒了怎么办 Won't you be wearing high heels for hours? What if you trip?
范斯你为我担心真是太贴心了 但是 You're the sweetest for worrying about me, Fangs, but...
这可能是我最后一次 有机会参与这样的事情 this might be the last time I get to do anything like this.
盛装打扮 Just...
做一个16岁的女孩 dress up and be a 16-year-old girl.
争夺愚蠢的桂冠 好像这就是生命中唯一重要的事 Compete for some silly tiara like it's the only thing that matters.
忘了我之前说的那些话吧 What I said before, ice it.
你要在舞台上全力以赴 宝贝 You go compete your heart out on that stage, baby.
如果那些评委长眼睛了 就不会再看其他那些空有幻想的人了 If those judges got eyes in their head, they won't look at those other wannabes.
因为你是全镇最性感的女士 身材全镇最佳 Because you're the hottest mama with the classiest chassis
远远超过其他人 in the whole town, by a mile.
好吧 现在只剩我们了 自私地讲 如果我们都能成为 All right. Now that it's just us, selfishly, of course I think it'd be a gas
河谷镇小姐 那将是一大助力 if we were all part of Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
-我要冒险提出一个 -我想我知道你要说什么 -So I'm gonna go out on a limb here... -I think I know what you're going to say.
让我问你个问题 贝蒂 如果不是你妈妈主持这场选美比赛 Let me ask you this, Betty. If your mom wasn't hosting the pageant,
你还会去争那些贵重的奖品吗 wouldn't you be competing for those ginchy prizes?
想象一下 如果你拿到了奖学金 那可能是你通往自由的门票 Imagine if you got that scholarship. It could be your ticket to freedom.
你可以去任何一所录取你的学校 You could go to whatever school accepted you.
你自己说了算 而不是按照你父母的意愿 On your own terms, not at your parents' whims.
-比如 -莎拉佛罗伦萨或者史密斯学院 -Someplace like... -Sarah Florence or Smith College.
所以你确实想过 So you have thought about it.
我就知道 I knew it.
["There She Is, Miss America" playing]
（社交礼仪）
♪ There she is ♪
♪ Miss America ♪
（河谷镇小姐少女选美大赛 这里报名）
♪ There she is ♪
♪ Your ideal ♪
（你可能会赢得汽车 好莱坞试戏）
♪ The dream of a million girls ♪
（任意大学奖学金）
♪ Who are more than pretty... ♪
（选手姓名）
哎呀 Well, well, well,
这不是当下最伟大的 抱负不凡的 河谷镇小姐吗 if it isn't the latest and greatest aspiring Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
是的 母亲 我报名了 你开心死了吧 Yes, Mother, I signed up. Are you overjoyed?
不 其实我不开心 伊丽莎白 No. Actually, I'm not, Elizabeth.
我想知道你的邪恶计划是什么 I would like to know what your nefarious plan is.
你打算赢得桂冠 然后把整座神庙都给掀翻 Do you plan on winning the crown and then pulling the entire temple down
来发表某种女权宣言吗 around you, make some kind of feminist statement?
不 我不想把神庙掀翻 No. I do not wanna pull the temple down around me.
要是能赢得奖学金就好了 To be honest, it'd be nice to win that scholarship money.
拜托 伊丽莎白 你每科都拿A Oh, please, Elizabeth. You get straight A's.
如果你选择上大学 虽然我不建议你这么做 If you so choose to go to college... Which I'm not recommending.
我更希望你上精修学校 I would much rather you go to finishing school.
你本来就能拿到大学奖学金 ...you're gonna be able to get an academic scholarship.
不要试图让我以为 你在乎的是奖学金 Don't try and bamboozle me into thinking that you care about the scholarship.
你想让我说什么 What would you like me to say then?
我想让你说 你想当河谷镇少女小姐 I'd like you to say that you actually want to be Miss Riverdale Teen Queen
是因为它给你带来喜悦和满足 for the joy and satisfaction of it.
我当年可是河谷镇少女小姐 You know, I was Miss Riverdale Teen Queen back in my day.
我知道 I know.
大家都知道 Everyone knows.
我被加冕的那晚 是我一生中最棒的一晚 The night I was crowned, it was the greatest night of my life.
我以为我无所不能 可以成为任何人 I thought I could do anything, be anything.
其实这有点傻 但我觉得 我长大后可能会当空姐 You know, well, it's silly, but I thought that I might grow up to be a stewardess
环游世界 见识各大名胜 and travel the world, see glamorous places.
等等 你想当空姐 这我倒不知道 Wait, you wanted to be a stewardess? That I did not know.
发什么了什么 你为什么没当 What happened? Why didn't you do it?
因为 我嫁给了你的父亲 Well, I married your father, of course.
后来我生了你妹妹 又生了你 And then I had your sister, and then I had you,
我放弃了当空姐这个愚蠢的梦想 and I gave up my silly dreams of becoming a stewardess.
-你能想象吗 -可以 -Can you imagine? -Yeah.
我能 I can.
那该多棒啊 How fab that would have been for you.
你能去那么多地方旅行 认识有魅力的人 Traveling to all those places, meeting glamorous people.
是啊 Yeah.
不管怎样 贝蒂 不管你的理由是什么 Well, anyway, Betty, whatever your reasons are,
我觉得这对你来说都是好事 I think this is gonna be wonderful for you.
想象一下 如果你赢了 那会是我这辈子最大的成就 Imagine if you won. That would be the greatest accomplishment of my life.
这太令人兴奋了 我等不及要跟你 一起排练了 妹子 This is so exciting. I can't wait to rehearse with you, girl.
等等 我们得排练 Wait, we have to rehearse?
是的 当然 Yes, of course.
我得全程指导你们 I have to guide you girls through this entire process.
提醒你一下 重点不仅仅是要光鲜亮丽 And mind you, this is not just glitz and glam.
这还需要艰苦的准备 就像上战场一样 This is rigorous, hard work, like going into battle.
我要你好好睡一觉 So I want you to get a good night's sleep.
我不想明早看到你眼睛下面有黑眼圈 I don't wanna see any shadowy bags under those eyes in the morning.
河谷镇少女选美皇后 不走路 而是滑步 A Miss Riverdale Teen Queen does not walk, she glides.
这就是我想看到的 要走滑步 That's what I wanna see from you. Gliding, gliding, gliding.
集中注意力 Focus.
我们要做到隔绝一切 只专注于 We wanna block out everything and only concentrate
做那个最沉着 最精致 on being the most poised, the most refined,
最优雅的人 and the most elegant we can be.
外表 仪态 举止 性格 Appearance, posture, carriage, character.
所有这些元素都将 对塑造河谷镇少女选美皇后产生影响 All these elements go into the making of a Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
我们必须展现出英国皇室般的尊严 We must carry ourselves with the dignity of English royalty.
我们的比赛服装分别是晚礼服 要活力四射 Our categories are evening gowns, vim and vigor,
泳衣 要展现自我 bathing suits, point of view,
还有最重要的才艺比赛 and the ever most important talent competition.
旨在展示河谷镇少女 选美皇后的全面素质 It's all about showing how well-rounded Miss Riverdale Teen Queen is.
这些都不错 但我不需要诡异的老男人 That's all fine and dandy, but I don't need some creepy old men
来告诉我 我的屁股有多圆润 telling me how well-rounded my backside is.
我知道我的身材有多好 I know how shapely I am.
-托妮 -油腻的垃圾 -Toni. -Greaser garbage.
不学无术的怪物 Preppy troll.
托佩兹小姐 注意 Miss Topaz, really.
就像布罗森小姐会告诉你们的那样 作为河谷镇少女选美皇后 As Miss Blossom would tell you, being Miss Riverdale Teen Queen,
在一整年的任期里 你都是河谷镇的大使 you serve as an ambassadress for Riverdale for the entire year of your appointment.
你一定要成为这个小镇上 所有美好和正派女性的化身 Why, you must be the female embodiment of all things good and decent
而且要活力四射 in our little town with pep.
事实上"活力"应该是 你们最显著的特点 In fact, "Pep" should be your middle name.
再做一小时的体态练习 All right, one more hour of posture work
然后你们去安德鲁斯太太的服装店 and then we will go down to Mrs. Andrews' dress shop
进行礼服试穿 and have you fitted for gowns.
艾赛尔马格斯作为今年 河谷镇少女选美大赛的冠军 Ethel Muggs, as the winner of this year's Miss Riverdale Teen Queen pageant,
你能告诉我们 此时此刻你的感受吗 can you tell us what you're feeling at this exact moment?
天啊 库珀夫人 Gosh, Mrs. Cooper.
我真希望我父母能活着看到这一切 I guess I'm really just wishing that my parents were alive to see this.
但是 艾赛尔 他们还活着 Oh, but, Ethel, they are.
妈妈 Mom?
爸爸 Dad?
艾赛尔 作为我们新当选的 河谷镇少女选美皇后 Ethel, as our newly minted Miss Riverdale Teen Queen,
你还有什么梦想要实现吗 are there any other dreams that you're looking to fulfill?
既然你提到了这个问题 Now that you mention it,
很多人不知道我会画画 还会画漫画书 a lot of people don't know that I paint, as well as draw comic books,
如果能把一幅艾赛尔马格斯的真迹 挂在真正的 and I'd be so jazzed to have an original Ethel Muggs hanging
画廊或博物馆里 我会很高兴的 in a real gallery or museum.
艾赛尔 我有个好消息要告诉你 Ethel, I have got some great news for you then.
你美丽的自画像 Your beautiful self-portrait
将在古根海姆博物馆展出 is going to be on display at the Guggenheim Museum.
天啊 古根海姆博物馆 Oh, my gosh, the Guggenheim?
是的 Yes.
艾赛尔 这是属于你的夜晚 也是只属于你一个人的夜晚 Ethel, this is your night and your night alone.
还有什么能让今晚 显得更特别的事情吗 Is there anything else that would make it even more special?
如果贾格赫德琼斯能做我的男朋友 Well... I think it would just be the ginchiest thing ever
我觉得这会是最浪漫的事了 if Jughead Jones were my boyfriend.
艾赛尔 河谷镇少女选美皇后 可以随便选 Oh, Ethel. Miss Riverdale Teen Queen has the pick of the litter,
如果你想要贾格赫德琼斯 那么贾格赫德就是你的了 but if it's Jughead Jones you want, then Jughead is yours.
贾格赫德 Jughead?
-你真的是我男朋友吗 -我当然是 -Are you really my boyfriend? -Of course I am.
你一直是我最喜欢的女孩 You've always been my best gal.
太棒了 Beautiful.
艾赛尔 Ethel?
艾赛尔 Ethel.
抱歉 你说什么 Sorry, what was that, Mrs. Cooper?
你在服装店预约了吧 You did make an appointment at the dress shop, I hope.
看看这些美丽的女孩们 Look at all these gorgeous girls.
（活力桃粉）
想当年 我整个高中时期 You know, back in the day, I competed
都在竞争河谷镇少女选美皇后之位 to be Miss Riverdale Teen Queen all through high school.
-对手是你爱丽丝 如果我没记错的话 -你总是和我竞争 -Against you, Alice, if I'm not mistaken. -You always gave me a run for my money.
你总是赢 And you always won.
真有趣 Oh, it's funny.
我当时真的以为 成为河谷镇少女选美皇后 I really thought that being Miss Riverdale Teen Queen
会成为我完成人生大事的垫脚石 would be a stepping stone to doing something important with my life.
比如成为第一夫人之类的 Like, I don't know, being the First Lady or something.
没有什么比做妻子和母亲 更重要的事了 玛丽 Well, there's nothing more important than being a wife and mother, Mary.
对我们这一代人来说 也许确实如此 Maybe for our generation, Alice,
爱丽丝 但我觉得这些女孩 可以做任何她们想做的事 but I feel like these girls could do anything they want,
成为她们想成为的人 be anything they want.
无意冒犯玛米艾森豪威尔 她是个时代楷模 No disrespect to Mamie Eisenhower, she's an icon,
但你认为我们能有个女性总统吗 but do you girls ever think we'll have a female president?
-我不会给女性投票 -或者黑人总统 -I wouldn't vote for a woman. -Or a Black president for that matter?
男人或女人 Man or woman.
想想为此会引发多少改变 Think about how much change would have to occur for that.
会发生的 在我们的有生之年肯定会 It'll happen. In our lifetime, I bet.
好吧 我认为管理好自己的期望值很重要 Now, now, I think it's important to manage one's expectations.
-你不这么认为吗 玛丽 -当然 -Don't you think, Mary? -Of course.
艾赛尔 你能确保把贝蒂的裙子 Oh, Ethel, can you make sure you pin Betty's dress
一直到下摆都缝起来吗 all the way around the hem?
好的 米吉 看看你的试装如何 Okay. Midge, let's look at this fit on you.
艾赛尔 Ethel.
你在哭吗 Are you crying?
对不起 我保证不会把眼泪 滴到你的裙子上 Sorry. I won't get any tears on your dress, I promise.
没事 你怎么了 No, no, what's the matter?
没什么 你太美了 贝蒂 Nothing. You're just so beautiful, Betty.
你和其他女孩都那么漂亮 You and all the other girls are just so beautiful.
我想我们可能需要让这里露一点儿 I think we might need to let this out just a tiny bit.
米吉 你最好从现在开始少吃甜点 Midge, you better start cutting back on those desserts,
否则你的男朋友 可能会觉得你太难应付了 otherwise that cute boyfriend of yours might decide you're too much to handle.
艾芙琳 不如你帮我们个忙 去码头散散步吧 Evelyn, why don't you do us all a favor and take a long walk off a short pier?
我去拿我的卷尺 I'm just gonna go get my measuring tape.
米吉 亲爱的 我们稍后聊聊吧 Midge, dear, why don't you and I have a little chat later, huh?
就我们俩 Just between us.
艾赛尔 服装店里 你流泪是怎么回事 Ethel, what were those waterworks at the dress shop about?
出什么事了吗 Did something happen?
没有 No.
没什么 Nothing.
我猜我只是希望能和你们一起参赛 I guess I just wish that I could be competing with you all.
艾赛尔 你很美 Ethel, you're so beautiful.
-你为什么不参赛 -我不能 -Why aren't you competing? -I couldn't.
你听到你妈妈对于成为河谷镇 少女选美皇后的事是怎么说的了 You've heard what your mom said about being Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
她应该是小镇最优秀特质的化身 She's supposed to embody the best of the town,
成为河谷镇的理想女孩 be Riverdale's ideal girl.
贝蒂 我不是那种人 That's not me, Betty.
我是那个父母被谋杀的女孩 I'm the girl whose parents were murdered.
我是那个安静 喜欢漫画 I'm the girl who's quiet and likes comic books
和画恐怖图画的女孩 and draws creepy pictures.
没有哪个头脑正常的人 会让我当选为河谷镇少女选美皇后 No one in their right mind would crown me Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
我知道我妈妈说了些什么 艾赛尔 但坦诚地说 你 I know what my mom has been saying, Ethel, but straight from the fridge, you...
你是个很棒的美丽女性 You're such a wonderful, beautiful person.
你克服自己生命中逆境的次数 You've overcome so much adversity in your life,
要超过河谷镇其他任何女孩 这很鼓舞人心 more than any other girl in Riverdale, and that is inspiring.
你很鼓舞人心 You are inspiring.
你指尖散发出的活力比我们所有人 You have more pep in your little finger than the rest of us do
全身加起来的都多 in our whole bodies combined.
你有权参加比赛 就像我们所有人一样 And you have every right to be competing, just as much as the rest of us.
不 No.
我做不到 I couldn't.
真的很抱歉 Really, I'm sorry.
我什么都不该说的 I shouldn't have said anything.
米吉 你怀孕多久了 So, Midge, how far along are you?
请不要撒谎 And no fibbing, please.
我认得那种气场 I recognize that glow.
姑娘们 感谢大家在上学前 聚集在这里开紧急会议 Girls, I appreciate you gathering for an emergency meeting before school.
有些人可能已经知道 米吉克拉姆已经不在了 Now, some of you may know, Midge Klump is no longer with us.
-什么 怎么回事 米吉死了吗 -不 她还活着 -What? What happened? Did Midge die? -Oh, no, no, she's still alive.
但遗憾的是 她不再有资格 角逐河谷镇少女选美皇后了 But regrettably, she is no longer eligible to compete for Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
而且她也不再是河谷镇高中的学生 And moreover, she will no longer be a student here at Riverdale High.
她会继续在静慈修道院学习 She will continue her studies at the Sisters of Quiet Mercy.
-但是库珀太太 -我向你们保证 她现在很好 -But, Mrs. Cooper... -And I assure you she's doing just fine.
真的 姑娘们 这样对她最好 Really, girls, this is the best thing for her.
等六 七个月后你们再见到她时 When you see her again in six or seven months,
你们就会知道她一切正常 you will see that she is right as rain.
六 七个月 米吉怎么了 Six or seven months? What, is Midge...?
还有 正好提醒你们 我们必须把自己的身体当成圣殿对待 Also, this is a good time to remind you that we must treat our bodies as temples.
必须保护圣殿不受任何亵渎 Temples that must be protected against any kind of defilement.
说到这个 今天下午 我们在这里好好找点乐子 On that note, we will see you back here for some good, clean fun this afternoon.
好吗 非常好 Okay? Very good.
我不明白 为什么米吉会被送走 I just don't understand. Why would Midge be sent away?
我以为你挺聪明的 米吉怀孕了 I thought you were supposed to be smart. Midge has a bun in the oven.
-闭上你的臭嘴 -这是镇子里最糟糕的秘密 -Shut your pie hole. -It's the worst-kept secret in town.
仅次于你们两个的秘密 Second worst, after you two.
这不是第一次 有女孩被送去那里隐藏她的耻辱了 This wouldn't be the first time a girl's been sent away to hide her shame.
这是好莱坞的标准做法 Sadly, this is standard practice in Hollywood.
-米吉不需感到耻辱 -那是你说的 -Midge has nothing to be ashamed of. -Says you.
她任由油腻的爪子 像脏抹布一样对她上下其手 She let a greaser paw at her like a dirty rag.
你这是在自寻麻烦 你这个老古板 You're cruising for a bruising, you square.
好的 等等 所以米吉和范斯实际上 Okay, wait. So Midge and Fangs have actually...?
是的 贝蒂 Yes, Betty.
只是一次还是有好多次 Just once, or multiple times?
从他们俩看对方的眼神来看 From the way those two would look at each other,
他们是有规律地在做爱 I'm guessing they were doing the deed on the reg.
如果你一定要知道的话 米吉爱范斯 范斯也爱米吉 If you must know, Midge loves Fangs and Fangs loves Midge.
如果不是因为她的 阶级歧视种族主义父母 And if it wasn't for her classist, racist parents,
-他们现在就会在一起 -要我说这真是个警世故事 -they'd be together right now. -Quite the cautionary tale if you ask me.
没人是警世故事 你这个萨斯卡通来的笨蛋 No one is, you goon from Saskatoon.
我只是在想 米吉是怎么 I'm just... I'm wondering how Midge could have ended up getting...
我知道那是怎么回事 我在想他们有没有用 No, I understand how it happened. I'm just wondering if they were using...
有没有用保护措施 问得好 If they were using protection. Good question.
米吉说他们用了 但有一次掉了 Midge said they were, but once it slipped.
-范斯也是这么告诉我的 -看 这就是为什么他们应该发明 -That's what Fangs told me too. -See, this is why they ought to invent,
-我不知道 药片什么的 -一种什么 -I don't know, a pill or something. -A what?
药片 女生每个月可以吃的药片 A pill. Like a monthly pill that girls can take.
能保护她们 避免意外 That protects them from... accidents.
包括幸福的意外 Even happy ones.
面对现实吧 Because let's face it,
要承担后果的是我们 不是男孩子们 we're the ones who have to live with the consequences, not the boys.
我们背负着重担 他们得到的是夸奖 They get claps on the back while we bear the burden,
我们被污名化 while we're stigmatized.
-可怜的米吉 她的人生 -她的人生没有被毁掉 -Poor Midge. Her life is just... -Her life is not ruined.
米吉是我母老虎队的一员 我不会让这件事毁了她 Midge is one of my Vixens. I won't let this destroy her.
你不再是母老虎队的了 米吉也不是 Except you're no longer a Vixen, and neither is Midge.
-谁让你和我们坐一起的 -不知道范斯知不知道这一点 -Who did let you sit with us? -I wonder if Fangs knows about this.
就算他现在不知道 他很快也会知道 整个学校都会知道 If he doesn't now, he will soon. The whole school will.
-那我应该去找他谈谈 -我跟你一起去 -Then I should find him, talk to him. -I'll come with you.
贝蒂 你在想什么 Betty, what are you thinking about?
我在想 一个人的整个人生 能在转瞬间变了样 Just how quickly your entire life can change.
一个晚上就决定了一切 How one night can decide everything for you.
在客厅里时 你一直很安静 艾赛尔 You were quiet in the lounge, Ethel.
我一直在想静慈修道院里的米吉 I keep thinking about Midge at the Sisters of Quiet Mercy.
米吉的遭遇太可怕了 我们会想办法帮她的 It's awful what's happening to Midge. We will figure out a way to help her.
但是与此同时 But in the meantime...
我也觉得这是一个机会 I also think this presents an opportunity.
-什么意思 -现在有了一个空缺 -What do you mean? -There's an open spot now
代替米吉参加选美比赛 还有谁比你更合适呢 to replace Midge in the pageant, and what better girl to do it than you?
-你真这么想吗 贝蒂 -是的 -Do you really think that, Betty? -I do.
现在感觉你命该如此 前提是你愿意 艾赛尔 It almost feels like your destiny now, but only if you want to, Ethel.
我愿意 那你妈妈呢 I do. But what about your mom?
有很多事情要做 她仍然需要一个助手 There's so much that needs to get done, and she still needs an assistant...
我心里有人选了 I have someone in mind for that.
他们带走了米吉 我要去那个修道院 They took Midge? I'm gonna go out there to that convent,
我要去救米吉出来 她不属于那个地方 I'm gonna bust Midge out of there. She doesn't belong in that place.
他们在孩子身上做实验 给他们迷幻药什么的 They do experiments on those kids, give them psychedelic drugs and stuff.
我们可不需要你仓促行事 The last thing anyone needs is you going in half-cocked.
在米吉被绑架过一次之后 再绑架她一次 Kidnapping Midge after she's already been kidnapped once
这只会让情况更糟 will only make things worse.
我们需要更多信息 We need more information.
米吉的父母知道她怀孕了 库珀逼她说的 Midge's parents know she's pregnant because Mrs. Cooper forced it out of her,
但他们可能不知道你是生父 but they may not know that you're the father.
你应该对此保密 这样你才不会被捕 We should endeavor to keep it that way so you're not arrested.
-或是陷入更糟的境遇 -我该怎么办 -Or worse. -What am I supposed to do? Huh?
-什么都不做 -我们按原计划行事 -Bupkis? -We stick with the original plan.
写一首热门歌曲拿到金唱片 You write a hit song, you get a gold record,
成为米吉父母无法否认的存在 and you become undeniable to Midge's parents.
专注于你和米吉的团聚 做好准备 Focus on getting ready for when you and Midge get reunited.
听着 我父母给修女们捐了很多钱 Look, my parents have made many charitable donations to the Sisters,
所以我会尽量安排你和亲爱的米吉 至少打一通电话 so I will work on setting up at least a phone call between you and dear Midge.
但你必须听托妮的话 还有范斯 要保持冷静 But you have to listen to Toni. And, Fangs, remain calm.
冷静 好的 Calm. Okay.
漂亮 Beautiful.
这里是怎么回事 What's going on in here?
我正在教艾赛尔 但说实话 她的仪态完美无瑕 I'm just getting Ethel all caught up, but she has perfect poise, honestly.
-她看起来是不是美艳动人 -教她什么 -And doesn't she look to die for? -Getting caught up on what, exactly?
你没听说吗 艾赛尔要代替米吉参加选美 Oh, didn't you hear? Ethel's replacing Midge in the pageant.
-她已经知道所有的步骤了 -太好了 -And she already knows all the routines. -That is wonderful.
但谁来当我的助理呢 Um, but who's gonna be my assistant?
这是你的爪哇咖啡 库珀太太 按照贝蒂说你喜欢的口味调制的 Here's your java, Mrs. Cooper. Just the way Betty said you liked it.
三块糖 多加奶油 Three sugars, extra cream.
我能在走廊和你谈谈吗 Can I speak to you in the hallway?
当然 妈妈 Sure, Mom.
再试几次 我们就去 为才艺比赛集思广益出主意 A few more laps and then we'll brainstorm some ideas for the talent competition.
我就知道你会搞破坏 I knew you were gonna try to undermine me.
我怎么搞破坏了 How am I trying to undermine you?
米吉退学了 Midge dropped out,
或者更可能是被你逼着退学的 or more likely was forced out by you.
-艾赛尔参加比赛有什么不好 -怎么不好 -Now, what's wrong with Ethel competing? -What's wrong?
艾赛尔不能代表河谷镇 少女选美皇后的理念 Ethel does not represent the ideals of Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
-完全不能 -为什么 她没怀孕 -Not by a country mile. -Why? She's not pregnant.
对 她没怀孕 但她有一段不堪回首的历史 No. No, she's not, but she has an unsavory history.
你是说她父母的事 还是别的事 Are you talking about what happened with her parents, or something else?
你真坏 Whoa. You are awful.
我在这里是为了维护 河谷镇少女选美皇后的职责 I am here to protect the office of Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
我不会让你把比赛 变成你的十字军东征 I am not gonna let you turn this competition into one of your crusades.
不管你信不信我 And whether you believe me or not,
我尤其是想保护艾赛尔 I am also and especially trying to protect Ethel
不遭受河谷镇少女选美皇后 要求的那些审查 from the scrutiny that Miss Riverdale Teen Queen demands.
抱歉 除非我死了 否则她不能参赛 I'm sorry, but over my dead body is she going to compete.
妈妈 艾赛尔应该成为 河谷镇少女选美皇后 Mom, Ethel should be Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
她比我们其他人都更需要这个 也更有资格 She needs and deserves it more than the rest of us.
你认真想想好吗 Think about it for one second, okay?
艾赛尔是孤儿 奖学金可能是她上大学的唯一机会 Ethel is an orphan. This scholarship may be her only chance to go to college.
-不行 -妈妈 -No! -Mom.
就这么定了 艾赛尔是个好女孩 That is final. Ethel is a lovely girl,
但这不是慈善活动 这是比赛 but this is not a charity, it's a competition.
既然是你惹的麻烦 And since you made this mess,
你去告诉她 她必须退出 我不去 you're the one that's gonna tell her that she has to withdraw, not me!
又遇到什么麻烦了 What's the trouble now?
我说服了艾赛尔参加选美比赛 Well, I got Ethel to sign up for the pageant,
不出所料 我妈妈大发雷霆 and no surprise, my mom blew a gasket.
她不让艾赛尔参加河谷镇少女选美 She's not letting Ethel compete in Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
-尽管还有一个空缺 -天啊 -Even though there's an empty slot. -Oh, dear.
她为什么不想让艾赛尔 打个电话 然后参赛呢 And why doesn't she want Ethel to drop a nickel and then participate?
还是那些原因 It's more of the same.
艾赛尔代表不了比赛的理念之类的 Ethel doesn't represent the ideal blah-blah-blah.
我妈妈比疯子还疯 但我已经身陷其中了 My mom is nuttier than a Christmas fruitcake, but I'm in it now.
我不想做那个人 告诉艾赛尔她 And I don't wanna be the one to tell Ethel that she doesn't...
并不代表河谷镇的美好品质 represent the very best of Riverdale.
想象一下获胜对她意味着什么 Imagine what winning would do for her.
想象一下 它将开启的那些大门 Imagine the doors it would open.
不仅仅是高中 还会影响到她的余生 Not just in high school, but for the rest of her life.
艾赛尔的赢面和我一样大 Honestly, Ethel's got as much chance of winning as I do,
但我们支持你 贝蒂 but we're with you, Betty.
我们该怎么办 What should we do?
我愿意听取意见 女士们 I'm open to ideas, ladies.
我们团结一致 要求艾赛尔有参赛的机会 I vote we stand together, link arms, and demand Ethel gets a chance to compete
否则我们全部退出 or we all withdraw.
声明一下 我加入 姐妹们 Quote it. I'm in, sisters.
没有我们 这个选美大赛就没戏了 This pageant's nowheresville without us.
好吧 Okay.
-我去跟我妈妈说 -稍等一下 -I'll go talk to my mom. -Hold the line.
仔细想想 Thinking it through,
也许这次你应该绕过你妈妈 maybe this is one of those times you go around your mom
去找一个更愿意讲道理 或者更容易威胁的人 to someone who might be more inclined to listen to reason... or threats.
-比如我爸爸 -没错 -Someone like my dad? -Exactly.
或许你也不该一个人去说 And maybe you shouldn't go in alone, either.
或许你该跟一个更有经验的 谈判者一起去 Maybe you go with a more seasoned negotiator
一个不会被混乱 纠缠不清的家庭关系困住的人 who won't get bogged down in messy, sticky family dynamics.
比如我 Like moi.
准备好了吗 Ready?
（1955年河谷镇少女选美皇后）
-库珀先生 -嗨 爸爸 -Mr. Cooper. -Hi, Dad.
女士们 有什么好消息吗 Hey, ladies, what's the good word?
能不能请你听一下 我们姑且称之为比赛细节方面 May we bend your ear about a few, let's call them competition parameters,
我们和其他选美佳丽 一直在讨论的事 that we and our fellow pageant contestants have been discussing?
什么细节 And what would those parameters be?
第一个是艾赛尔马格斯 必须被允许参赛 The first being Ethel Muggs must be allowed to participate.
我先打断一下 Let me just stop you girls right there.
我已经听库珀太太说过这件事 I've already gotten an earful about this from Mrs. Cooper.
恐怕已经没有回旋的余地了 And I'm afraid that there is just no wiggle room.
-但是 -我很抱歉 姑娘们 真的 -But... -I'm sorry, girls, truly.
但是这场比赛非常重要 But there is a lot riding on this pageant.
我们如何向世界展示自己 是最重要的 维罗妮卡 And how we present ourselves to the world is of the utmost importance, Veronica.
很有趣 库珀先生 我一直在研究电视广告开支 It's funny, Mr. Cooper, I've been doing research on TV ad spending, for kicks,
只是个人兴趣 包括电视直播能赚多少钱 including how much money a live television event can bring in.
我们都知道 河谷镇少女选美皇后 将成为RIVW电视台的风云人物 Miss Riverdale Teen Queen is going to be huge for RIVW, we all know that.
我们都希望如此 We all want that.
而且我们猜你已经卖掉了 所有的广告位 对吧 Also, we're guessing you've already sold all your commercial spots, am I right?
意味着你被套牢了 你无法兑现那些支票 Which means you're on the hook, and you can't cash those checks
除非河谷镇少女选美皇后的比赛 顺利播出 unless Miss Riverdale Teen Queen airs without a hitch.
你们俩到底想说什么 What exactly are you two driving at?
如果所有的少女参赛选手 突然决定退出比赛 Only that you might find yourself in a precarious position
你可能会发现 自己处于一个危险的境地 if all your teen contestants suddenly decided to pull out of the pageant.
我们会这么做的 爸爸 如果妈妈不同意让艾赛尔参赛的话 Which we will, Dad, if you don't fix it with Mom so that Ethel can compete.
贝蒂 我 Betty, I...
好吧 我尽力而为 Okay, fine. I'll see what I can do.
谢谢你 库珀先生 太好了 Thank you, Mr. Cooper. That's fantabulous.
还有一件事 And one more thing.
我们想要取消选美比赛的 泳装漫步环节 We want the swimsuit promenade cut from the pageant.
什么 为什么 那是评审最喜欢的环节 What? Why? That is the judges' favorite segment.
我想也是 I'm sure.
但比赛没有必要 But frankly, there's just no justifying
使用这种过时 且纯粹是性别歧视的方式 that outdated and plainly sexist aspect of the competition.
尤其是考虑到所有评审都是男性 Especially considering all our judges are men,
其中两位还是我们学校的教职员 and two of them are faculty members at our school.
你同意吗 库珀先生 Don't you concur, Mr. Cooper?
你为什么总是要拆我的台 哈罗德 Why do you constantly undermine me, Harold?
尤其还是在选美比赛当天 And especially on the day of the pageant?
-我不 -闭嘴 -But I don't... -Put a sock in it!
你总是贬低我 总是这样 You always undercut me. Always.
这让我特别恼火 Which is especially galling
因为我一生中最美好的时光 都在替你收拾烂摊子 because I have spent the best years of my life cleaning up after your messes.
-爱丽丝 我不是在拆你的台 -如果艾赛尔赢了呢 -Alice, I'm not trying to undermine you... -So, what if Ethel wins?
然后某个爱管闲事的布兰达史塔尔 自作主张调查她的过去 And some nosy Brenda Starr takes it upon herself to look into her past?
然后呢 哈尔 What happens then, Hal?
我们会怎样 我们的家人 To us? To our family?
亲爱的 请你冷静 Sweetheart, please, calm down.
别叫我冷静 Oh, do not tell me to calm down.
艾赛尔能不能参赛不重要 It doesn't matter if Ethel competes or not.
你知道评委都是谁 You know who the judges are.
艾赛尔不可能成为 河谷镇少女选美皇后 There is no way that Ethel is going to be Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
你在小题大做 You're making a mountain out of this molehill.
是你小题大做 哈尔 来帮我戴上项链 You made it a mountain, Hal. Now, come help me with my necklace.
还有一件事 先生 我需要更多播出时间 And another thing, mister, I want more on-air time.
-30秒还不够长 -他们不会是为了我吵架吧 -Thirty seconds is not long enough. -They're not fighting about me, are they?
人们想看到我 The people want to see me.
-他们需要看到我 -不 完全不是 -They need to see me. -No. Not at all.
他们只是对今年的选美直播 感到很紧张 They're just nervous about the pageant being live this year.
事到临头那种紧张 Last-minute jitters.
相信我 一旦摄像机开拍 他们就会没事的 Trust me, once the cameras start rolling, they'll be fine.
跟我说说 But clue me in.
选好才艺比赛的歌曲了吗 Have you decided on a song for the talent competition yet?
（今晚请观看河谷镇少女选美比赛）
马上就是晚间盛会漫步时间了 Archie, it's time for the evening gala promenade.
我来了 All right, I'm coming, I'm coming.
（河谷镇少女选美大赛）
这让我想起老家的乡村集市 This reminds me of county fairs back home.
我们以前会举办鸭子溪小姐选美 还有黄油雕刻比赛 We used to have Miss Duck Creek pageants, complete with butter-carving competitions.
真不敢相信他们取消了泳衣环节 Can't believe they cut the bathing suits.
你想看你妹妹 像泳装美女一样蹦跶吗 Do you wanna see your sister prancing around like a bathing beauty?
有点变态 It's kind of pervy.
你没有别的漫画要写了吗 Jones, don't you have another comic book to write?
-我现在没有 -老爹 你能开大声点吗 -As a matter of fact, I don't right now. -Pop, can you turn it up?
-凯文要唱歌了 -欢迎继续收看 -Kevin's about to sing. -Welcome back
-1955年河谷镇少女选美 -谢谢 老爹 -to Miss Riverdale Teen Queen 1955... -Thanks, Pop.
来自RIVW电视台的现场直播 ...live from the RIVW stages.
现在让我们欢迎凯文凯勒先生 And now, would you please welcome Mr. Kevin Keller,
他将会在晚间礼服漫步上 为我们唱小夜曲 who will serenade us during our evening gown promenade.
一些迷人的夜晚 ♪ Some enchanted evening ♪
你可能遇见一个陌生人 ♪ You may see a stranger... ♪
首先上场的是 现任河谷镇少女选美皇后 First up, our reigning Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
有请雪柔布罗森小姐 I give you Miss Cheryl Blossom.
穿过拥挤的房间 ♪ Across a crowded room ♪
不知为何你就知道 ♪ And somehow you know ♪
贝蒂库珀小姐 Miss Betty Cooper.
你知道即使 ♪ You know even then ♪
在某个地方 你会一次又一次 ♪ That somehow you'll see her ♪
下巴抬起来 Chin up.
一次又一次再见到她 ♪ Again and again ♪
艾芙琳艾佛奈佛小姐 和艾赛尔马格斯小姐 Miss Evelyn Evernever and Miss Ethel Muggs.
一些迷人的夜晚 ♪ Some enchanted evening ♪
当你找到真爱 ♪ When you find your true love ♪
当你感到她在召唤你 ♪ When you hear her call you ♪
维罗妮卡洛吉小姐 Miss Veronica Lodge.
穿过拥挤的房间 ♪ Across a crowded room ♪
飞到她那边 ♪ Then fly to her side ♪
将她据为己有 ♪ And make her your own ♪
最后是托尼托佩兹小姐 And finally, Miss Toni Topaz.
也或者终你一生 ♪ Or all through your life ♪
你都将独自做梦 ♪ You may dream all alone ♪
一旦你找到了她就永远别让她走 ♪ Once you have found her Never let her go ♪
一旦找到 ♪ Once you have found her ♪
别放她走 ♪ Never let her go ♪
（1955年河谷镇少女选美皇后）
让我们为凯文凯勒先生鼓掌 但尤其是我们可爱的女士们鼓掌 Let's hear it for Mr. Kevin Keller. But most especially, our lovely ladies.
她们看起来棒极了 是吧 Don't they look just swell?
（直播中）
美极了 Gorgeous.
维罗妮卡洛吉小姐正在走钢丝 And that was Miss Veronica Lodge on the tightrope.
她难道不是最可爱的玩命女郎吗 Wasn't she the loveliest of lady daredevils?
不错 -Wow. -Wow.
下面请欣赏原创歌曲 《谁会爱真实的我 》 And now, performing the original song "Who Will Love Me As I Am?"
来结束我们的才艺比赛 to end our talent competition,
有请艾赛尔马格斯小姐 here is Miss Ethel Muggs.
就像从海里捞出的鱼 ♪ Like a fish plucked from the ocean ♪
被扔到陌生的溪流里 ♪ Tossed into a foreign stream ♪
总是知道我与众不同 ♪ Always knew that I was different ♪
经常逃入梦乡 ♪ Often fled into a dream ♪
加油 Come on.
我无视汹涌的水流 ♪ I ignored the raging currents ♪
逆着海浪前行 ♪ Right against the tide I swam ♪
但我思考着这个问题 ♪ But I floated with the question ♪
谁会爱我真实的我 ♪ Who will love me as I am? ♪
太棒了 艾赛尔唱歌很好听 Hot diggity. Ethel's got a set of pipes.
不止如此 她有明星气质 More than that. She's got star quality.
天啊 有什么是这女孩做不到的 Sheesh, is there anything this girl can't do?
我想我恋爱了 I think I'm in love.
我们能改变自然规律吗 ♪ Could we bend the laws of nature? ♪
狮子能爱上羊吗 ♪ Could a lion love a lamb? ♪
谁能看透我的外表 ♪ Who could see beyond this surface? ♪
谁会爱真实的我 ♪ Who will love me as I am? ♪
就像一个眼泪使人欢笑的小丑 ♪ Like a clown whose tears Cause laughter ♪
被困在马戏团中间 ♪ Trapped inside the center ring ♪
即使看到笑脸 ♪ Even seeing smiling faces ♪
我依然孤独沉思 ♪ I am lonely pondering ♪
谁想加入这疯狂的行列 ♪ Who would want to join this madness? ♪
我的姓会改成谁的名 ♪ Who would change my monogram? ♪
谁会成为我生活中的一员 ♪ Who will be part of my circus? ♪
谁会爱真实的我 ♪ Who will love me as I am? ♪
谁会打电话来说"我爱你" ♪ Who will ever call to say "I love you"? ♪
给我送花或者发电报 ♪ Send me flowers or a telegram? ♪
谁能骄傲地站在我身边 ♪ Who could proudly stand beside me? ♪
谁会爱我 ♪ Who will love me ♪
爱真实的我 ♪ As I am? ♪
好 Yeah!
天啊 Whoa, man!
今晚真是精彩纷呈 人人都是赢家 Well, it has been a spectacular evening, and everyone is a winner.
现在我们的评委将决定 But now it is time for our judges to decide
谁是下一任河谷镇少女选美皇后 who will be the next Miss Riverdale Teen Queen.
（正式投票）
我赌50美分是维罗妮卡 谁知道她还是个杂技演员 Fifty cents says it's Veronica. Who knew she was an acrobat?
我不知道 贝蒂表演的葛底斯堡演说 引起了轩然大波 Well, I don't know. Betty's delivery of the Gettysburg Address was stirring stuff.
只要不是我妹妹就好 As long as it's not my sister.
如果还讲天理 那就应该是艾赛尔 我们应该以她为主题制作音乐剧 If there's justice, it'll be Ethel. We should've made the musical about her.
看来评委们已经做出了决定 Looks like our judges have made their decision.
正如你们所见 我可爱的妻子爱丽丝 And as you can see, my lovely wife Alice,
前河谷镇少女选美皇后本人 将与我一起见证最终结果 a former Miss Riverdale Teen Queen herself, has joined me for the verdict.
我必须说 你看起来美极了 I must say, you look absolutely wonderful.
-她看起来美极了 不是吗 各位 -好了 别说了 -Doesn't she look wonderful, folks? -Oh, stop it. Stop it.
谢谢你 亲爱的 Thank you, dear.
这是一年中我最喜欢的夜晚 比圣诞节还喜欢 This is my favorite night of the year, even more than Christmas.
因为今晚 Because tonight,
某一位幸运女孩的人生将永远改变 one of these lucky girls' lives is about to change forever.
能够赢得一辆新车 And the winner of a brand-new car,
好莱坞试戏 大学奖学金 a Hollywood screen test, a college scholarship,
还有1955年河谷镇 少女选美皇后桂冠的人是 and the title of Miss Riverdale Teen Queen 1955 is...
艾赛尔马格斯 各位 Ethel Muggs, everyone.
艾赛尔马格斯 是1955年河谷镇少女选美皇后 Ethel Muggs is Miss Riverdale Teen Queen 1955!
笑一笑 亲爱的 全世界都在看 Smile, dear. The world is watching.
-嗨 亲爱的 恭喜 -谢谢 -Hi, sweetheart. Congratulations. -Thank you.
谢谢 Thank you.
太棒了 Yes.
非常感谢 谢谢 Thank you so much. Thank you.
-50美分 -你说的是维罗妮卡 -Fifty cents! You owe me 50 cents! -You said Veronica!
太不可思议了 It's incredible.
老爹 雪柔说我随时可能会接到电话 Hey, Pop. Cheryl said I should be expecting a call any minute.
去吧 年轻人 You go right ahead, young man.
喂 米吉 Hello? Midge?
范斯 亲爱的 Fangs, honey bun.
听到你的声音太好了 It's so good to hear your voice.
我知道 宝贝 我想你 I know, baby. I miss you.
我也是 一切发生得太快 范斯 我 Me too. It happened so fast, Fangs. I...
还是不敢相信 I still can't believe it.
库珀太太和我妈妈谈了谈 然后突然间 Mrs. Copper talked to my mom and the next thing I knew,
我就被开车送到修道院 I was in the car being driven to the convent.
-我们该怎么办 -跟之前说的一样 -What are we gonna do? -Same thing we talked about.
你在那里的时候要坚强 You just... You just have to stay strong while you're in there.
我会的 你知道我会的 I will. You know I will.
相信我的话 And trust me when I say,
我们会渡过难关的 米吉 我们会成为一家人 we're gonna get through this, Midge. And we're gonna be a family.
无论如何 我们都要结婚 And we're gonna get married, come hell or high water.
你相信我 对吗 You believe me, don't you?
我当然相信你 全心全意地相信你 Of course I do. With all my heart and soul.
这才是我的好姑娘 That's my girl.
范斯 我爱你 Oh, Fangs, I love you.
我也爱你 I love you too.
妈妈 Mom?
我正要去拿点牛奶 I was just going to get some milk.
一切都好吗 Is everything okay?
是因为艾赛尔赢了 而我输了 所以心情不好吗 Is this sour grapes because Ethel won and I lost?
你以为你什么都懂 是吗 贝蒂 打开它 You think you know everything, don't you, Betty? Open it.
（河谷镇少女选美大赛）
（河谷镇少女选美皇后 贝蒂库珀）
等等 艾赛尔没赢 Wait, Ethel didn't win?
没错 That's right.
你父亲和法官都很生气 因为我念的 是她的名字而不是你的名字 Your father and the judges were furious when I read her name instead of yours.
他们能怎么办 他们又不能反驳我 But what could they do? They couldn't contradict me.
这会让他们和电视台蒙羞 It would have been an embarrassment to them and the station.
这就是电视直播的风险 Such are the hazards of live television.
我不明白 你终究还是希望艾赛尔赢 I don't understand. You... You wanted Ethel to win after all?
或许我真的相信 河谷镇少女选美皇后能改变人生 Maybe... Maybe I truly believe that Miss Riverdale Teen Queen can change lives.
即使艾赛尔的人生 如此支离破碎 绝望无助 Even a life as broken and hopeless as Ethel's.
或者我只是不想让你赢 你永远不会知道真相 Or maybe I just didn't want you to win. I guess you'll never know.
但你要知道 伊丽莎白 But know this, Elizabeth.
即使你做尽好事 哗众取宠 艾赛尔还是会输 Even with all your do-gooding and grandstanding, Ethel would have lost.
她的人生会因为我而变得更好 Her life is gonna be better because of me.
你记住这点 You remember that.
不管接下来发生什么 No matter what happens next.
你想对我说什么都行 妈妈 You can say whatever you want to me, Mom.
轻描淡写 Downplay.
含糊其辞 Equivocate.
但你终于做了一件好事 But you did a decent thing for once.
我可能无法理解你这么做的原因 And I may not understand the reason why,
但我选择相信 在内心深处 but I'm choosing to believe that, deep down,
你是一个善良有爱心的好人 you are a kind, caring, good person.
你是这么认为的 是吗 You think so, do you?
是的 I do.
我爱你 And I love you.
♪ The hands of time keep turning'round Around and round ♪
♪ I'm here alone ♪
亲爱的莫妮卡波什 Dear Monica Posh...
亲爱的桑迪赛菲尔 Dear Sandy Sapphire...
亲爱的卡萝毕斯波顿 Dear Coral Peasbottom...
亲爱的比奇布洛克 Dear Bitsy Block...
亲爱的卡莉凯里昂 Dear Carrie Carryon...
亲爱的伊迪丝卡普斯 Dear Edith Cups...
首先我要说 你在这个世界上并不孤单 First, let me begin by saying you are not alone in this world.
虽然现在感觉并非如此 And though it may not feel like it today...
但未来还有变得更好的希望 there is a hope for a better tomorrow.
事实上 我们女孩就是那种希望 In fact, we girls are that hope.
（河谷镇少女选美皇后）